Anoniem Asked:
bonjour?

just-a-digital-love:

thebetterrachel:

I can never not remember this whenever someone says “abort the mission”

(Bron: wehaveourdragons, via crimsonportals)

"P.S. “The Red Hurricane” is what I named the car.
P.P.S. Just because I like you, it doesn’t mean I still don’t think you’re an evil creature of the night. You are."

Blood promise

roachpatrol:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

honestlyvan:

#ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHEEERS
don’t you mean
one of these is not like the otters

"THIS IS A REALLY WEIRD DOG PACK I HAVE JOINED"

these weird dogs are always wet

roachpatrol:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

honestlyvan:

#ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHEEERS

don’t you mean

one of these is not like the otters

"THIS IS A REALLY WEIRD DOG PACK I HAVE JOINED"

these weird dogs are always wet

(Bron: cute-overload, via orangetachepower)

sephora:

KAT VON D STUDDED KISS LIPSTICK: THE CLASSICS
An array of quintessential neutrals that are anything but basic

sephora:

KAT VON D STUDDED KISS LIPSTICK: THE CLASSICS

An array of quintessential neutrals that are anything but basic

(via orangetachepower)

caitlincst:

thegirlygeekinitiative:

soldmysoul4wifi:

thunder-blitz:

thunder-blitz:

thunder-blitz:

SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A PIANO AND IT’S MIDNIGHT HERE WHY

UPDATE: I FIGURED OUT THEY’RE PLAYING “MY HEART WILL GO ON”

UPDATE: I JUST OPENED MY DOOR AND YELLED “JACK” THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I CAN HEAR SOMEBODY RUNNING DOWN THE HALL ABOVE ME SHOUTING “ROSE” OMG

CAN I SHIP IT

No, itll sink

you

(Bron: katato, via femalerooster)

ineffably-crowley:

overlordmycroft:

welcome to october

Jazzy times before the skeleton war.

ineffably-crowley:

overlordmycroft:

welcome to october

Jazzy times before the skeleton war.

(via orangetachepower)

rowiehz:

kissmeonastarrynight:

fithome:

imgonnariverdance:

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!  Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

major signal boost

Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

This could save many lives, reblog

My Dad just had a heart attack, luckily his Mom (My Nan) drove him to the hospital, but he might not be so lucky next time, I’m reblogging this for him.
Reblog it, you never know who’s life you might save

A colleague of mine passed away today because of an heart attack. I wish I could’ve showed him this before today. 

rowiehz:

kissmeonastarrynight:

fithome:

imgonnariverdance:

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

major signal boost

Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

This could save many lives, reblog

My Dad just had a heart attack, luckily his Mom (My Nan) drove him to the hospital, but he might not be so lucky next time, I’m reblogging this for him.

Reblog it, you never know who’s life you might save

A colleague of mine passed away today because of an heart attack. I wish I could’ve showed him this before today. 

(via datsparklez)

livelify:

mattsmithpaw:

mattsmithpaw:

iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT

image

AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG

(Bron: sslinks, via orangetachepower)

mememolly:

witsradio:

little-veganite:

mayoroffuckstickjunction:

thecuteoftheday:

Heidi the rabbit!

Heidi has arthritis in her knees and hips so to help with the pain, she swims a few times a week!

Sometimes she wears a scrunchie on her ears so that they don’t get wet!

“sometimes she wears a scrunchie on her ears so that they don’t get wet”


Good morning.

SOMETIMES SHE WEARS A SCRUNCHIE ON HER EARS SO THAT THEY DON’T GET WET.

(via orangetachepower)

mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

(via orangetachepower)

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

"DON’T BRING IT IN, IT’S A TRAP!!!"

"Shut up Kassandra, nobody likes you."

(via sweetmortain)

jinxyourself:

qkarissa:

skiesfullofstars:

johannamanuela:

The same unique expression. 40 years time difference.

This is probably the greatest post I have ever seen on tumblr. Ever.

She’s still so beautiful.

she is stunning .

(via orangetachepower)

seliphra:

amroyounes:

For tea enthusiasts

Where do you get these, I need like half of them

OMG, I HAVE THE DUCKIE ONE <3

It tips over… Always. I have a duckie that cannot swim…

(via datsparklez)